Mommy and Daddy broke down and got me a cage. Mommy explained to me that it was important because it was going to keep me safe. If Mommy were to put me in the cage all day long that would be one story, but she likes to use it when she's making food, going potty, or putting laundry away. She feels she's entitled to lock me up for these reasons because she loves me. I'm not going to lie to you people... I kind of like the cage. :)
I feel better knowing that I can now watch "Jon and Kate plus 8" while eating my pink plastic bowl... and be safe from electrical outlets ALL AT THE SAME TIME PEOPLE!
Plus... I think it goes well with my outfit.
Escaping VA.... for Christmas!
3 years ago
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