Burger King

Dear Burger King,

SHAME ON YOU. While two of your counterparts: Panera Bread, Chick-fil-a, and McDonalds have entered modern times with the menu that is provided for children, you insist on remaining in The Stone Age. I am an avid purchaser of organic foods, whole wheat products, and all around non-sugary things for my children... unfortunately that is hard to maintain while out of town or on the road. Mothers like myself look towards you to help maintain a somewhat healthy diet for our children. McDonalds offers mediocre chicken nuggets and apples instead of fries... Chick-fil-a offers delicious chicken nuggets and a lovely fruit medley instead of fries. Panera (one of our favorites) has a scrumptious turkey and sandwich with organic yogurt. What do you offer? Chicken nuggets IN THE SHAPE OF CROWNS along with apples IN THE SHAPE OF FRENCH FRIES... what is your problem?

Sincerely,

AMERICA!
Reese literally laughed when she saw the nuggets... EVEN SHE KNEW they were effed up... in fact she took a liking to LICKING THEM... I think she may have eaten ONE! Not to mention Bryan got her regular fries (of which I gave her 3) because he said he didn't see apples or anything else on the menu... BECAUSE THE APPLES WERE IN THE SHAPE OF FRIES... he thought they were actually fries. Oh mylanta!